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What will publishing look like 5 yrs from now? Today, people can write a book, instaprint online, and start selling the book right out of the trunk of their car.

But that’s the catch, it’s the trunk of their car.

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ok. who wouldn’t want to read a book about pirates taking over the world… and jewish pirates at that.

Thanks Ed + Paul

Thanks Ed + Paul

  • Eye patches
  • Sailing
  • Carebian
  • Margaretas

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- a continuation of Michael Hyatt’s discussion

These are things you would like to say at work, but “can’t”

boss man

boss man

  1. Oh, was it me me, or was it YOU!!!!!!!.
  2. Sure thing…ish.
  3. Oh yeah, I forgot too. Forgot to put you on the schedule again.
  4. No boss…
  5. You know you’re right. That is until you opened your mouth.
  6. Say cheese? You’ve been whining all day.

So you’re looking for work… then work!

  1. Be Lazzy: Find a way to wait. Don’t bite the first job you find. Spend lots of time looking, filling out applications, and making friends.
  2. Be Apple: Don’t just go… go with a cool iphone. Make it look like you want the job, but don’t need the job. Apple/Mac don’t hire people looking for jobs, they hire cool “apple profile” people. What is that profile? …friendly, put-together, cooler than PC.
  3. Be Proficient: WH@T! Have a plan to sell yourself, sell the company, and sell your advancement. Anyone can find a workers, but good managers are looking for people to promote in 7months. Why? So then they can get promoted and the pieces will be in place. Proficient is doing, being, saying, and knowing whatever your boss wants. (Pro~Good; Ficient~Able:::Good and Able!)

Yup, got to work!

4. Ask your mom, for seriously.

“Verizon Agreement”

so i was googling today and “verizon agreement” got less than 3000 hits

(

veri-on :(

what does that say about verizon?
-dc

Oh: leave a comment and let me know how many hits you got.

I Heart Superman B.O.

ok. is anyone else laughing? Our president-to-be

-)

:-)

has the initials B.O…

Artificiali

Artificiali -> a technical term to describe and Oxford Moron. aka Oxi-moron.

humpback-whale

Artifiliali stems from Artificial I. Or Artificial Intellegence. Now, AI is either Artificial. Or Intellegent.

How? Artificial means not real. and Intellegent IS real.

Therefore. AI is an oxi-moron. Artificial Intellegence is not a reality. AI is a “suchi-kick”

Or as I have said before… “an unintentional puni”

:)

Daniel

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