I Need a Job: 4 keys to hire

So you’re looking for work… then work!

1. Be Lazzy: Find a way to wait. Don’t bite the first job you find. Spend lots of time looking, filling out applications, and making friends.
2. Be Apple: Don’t just go… go with a cool iphone. Make it look like you want the job, but don’t need the job. Apple/Mac don’t hire people looking for jobs, they hire cool “apple profile” people. What is that profile? …friendly, put-together, cooler than PC.
3. Be Proficient: WH@T! Have a plan to sell yourself, sell the company, and sell your advancement. Anyone can find a workers, but good managers are looking for people to promote in 7months. Why? So then they can get promoted and the pieces will be in place. Proficient is doing, being, saying, and knowing whatever your boss wants. (Pro~Good; Ficient~Able:::Good and Able!)

4. Ask your mom, for seriously.